Its inevitable that eventually your band will worry about its stage presence. If choreography and dance becomes the decision perhaps I can offer a bit of advice.

The past always becomes cool again. Hair band shit will never die and to be perfectly honest I would never want it to. Hips will always be swinging Elvis style and the same dance moves that were cool ten or fifteen years ago will be cool again today. So what was cool dance-wise ten or fifteen years ago? hmm.. Pulling up the good ol’ way back machine I can predict belly dancing…Shit Shakira. Nevermind. How about MC Hammer and Michael Jackson? Perfect. Now if we can just combine the two in a poppy way we may just have ourselves a crowd pleasing winner. Lucky for us the Indians (People from India not Native Americans) are already about that far behind us in style. They’re sick of the beach boys and moving on to the hardcore pop and you bet your ass Indian gangster rap will be next.

Observe and learn you trendy wanna be’s

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