Interview in Iraq

Ok so my best friend enlisted in the army and has been in Iraq for about 4 months or so now. He is a member here on Moshable and has access to the internet, so we decided to do an interview with him.

Brian says:
ok question one how long have you been playing with your band…I mean

yourself?

Private Pettibone says:
everyday since I can remember

Pettibone says:
lol

Brian says:
what would you like to tell people about your time there?

Pettibone says:
Iraq is a lost cause …I mean who’d miss it

actually dont put its a lost cause

just put Iraq….who’d miss it

Brian says:
if you were in charge what would you do differently?

Pettibone says:
I wouldn’t be nice to any one, u don’t like America fuck u. I’d bully other

countrys

Brian says:
lol

who do you listen to on your down time?

Pettibone says:
I put my ipod on shuffle and just play all the songs

but b4 i roll through downtown Ramadi I listen to angry music

Brian says:
nice, have you moshed with any Iraqis?

Pettibone says:
lol negative, there just little guys and smell really bad

Brian says:
have you got to blow anything up?

Pettibone says:
soon…real …soon… no, sadness, but maybe I’ll get my chance

Brian says:
we can only hope

Pettibone says:
yes thats all we can do is pray that I get to blow somthin up

ill just state iraq sux

uhhhhhhh i didnt say that

Brian says:
so Ive seen that you are able to take pics, but can you take video?

Pettibone says:
also I would like to add fuck u hippies I hate u and I hope u choke on a

piece of lettace or get diareha for nine years

Brian says:
lol

Pettibone says:
I dont have my cameras yet

Ill get it soon and Ill have vid

Brian says:
I can all agree with that

Pettibone says:
so yea give it time

Pettibone says:
Im makin a movie

Brian says:
Oh yeah? what about?

Pettibone says:
Ramadi Ninja

just like urban ninja but Ramadi Ninja

I’m gonna paint my boots to match my uniform

Brian says:
lol

Pettibone says:
its gonna rock

Brian says:
can you do flips?

Pettibone says:
uhhhh no

Brian says:
sounds like your gonna be a lame ninja then

Pettibone says:
Ive been workin on my flips

but yea so far not so good

Brian says:
can you at least do summersaults?

Pettibone says:
I dunno, yes

but hey man I gotta run, I got guard duty now

One Response to “Interview in Iraq”

  1. Colon Leaf Says:

    Chris, i miss you man you need to visit us soon.

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